Frog Jokes for Kids

Frog Jokes for Kids Q: Why are frogs so happy? A: They eat whatever bugs them! Q: What happens when two frogs collide? A: They get tongue tied! Q: How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg? A: Unhoppy. Q: What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit? A: A rubbit! Q: Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes? A: He liked a good croak and dagger. Q: What happened to the frog’s car when his parking meter expired? A: It got toad!! Q: What’s green green green green green? A: A frog rolling down a hill Q: What is a frog’s favorite game? A: Croaket Q: What did the frog order at McDonald’s? A: French flies and a diet croak Q: Why did the frog say meow? A: He was learning a foreign language. Q: Why did the frog go to the hospital? A: He needed a “hopperation”! Q: What is the thirstiest frog in the world? A: The one who drinks Canada Dry! Q: How deep can a frog go? A: Knee-deep Knee-deep Q: What do stylish frogs wear? A: Jumpsuits! Q: What does a bankrupt frog say? A: “Baroke, baroke, baroke.”